Henry Smith's Journal

Time:

7:42 pm.

Rain is stupid.

Rain is especially stupid when it wasn't around yesterday when I had homework and it just so happened to be a PERFECTLY good afternoon for leaf-jumping and then today when I've finished already there is rain and now I'm stuck bored in the common room.

Zoë you should send me a care-package. My life is so rough these days.

[Mac]
Let's go make some mischief after I get off practise.

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Time:

10:26 pm.

OH ~~SHITE~~ BOY HOMEWORK.

1. I'm Henry Smith from Bristol and I'm NOT A CHAV. I was born 7-7-07 which is pretty sweet if I do say so myself.

2. I really like Transfiguration but more because I like thinking about how it works and how these things change and disappear and appear and stuff not entirely just turning things into other things.

3. My favourite colour is

uh I don't really have one but I do like yellow a lot since I'm a Hufflepuff and everything.

I really like Mum's grilled cheese sandwiches. And my favourite Quidditch team is the Tutshil Tornadoes. Too bad they DON'T EXIST anymore.

4. Uhhh I want to be awesome. Maybe a Quidditch player or maybe the Minister for Magic. Don't want to work for the Ministry though just be Minister.

5. Uh. I'm Henry Smith. Even my hair is yellow. We have a giant portrait of the Hufflepuff shield above our mantle at home.

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Subject:	ATTN POTTERS
Time:	4:57 pm.

ERIC MACMILLAN IS A NICE PERSON AND A REALLY GOOD HEAD BOY

Just because you're a Potter and someone pissed in your mother doesn't mean you should go around saying rubbish about people for something they did while under the influence of a potion that half of the school was affected by. No wonder Dad can't stand your family

You're lucky I didn't take points

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Time:

3:18 pm.

Oh Helga. It's almost 4 in the afternoon and I just woke up. THIS IS WHY I LOVE SUMMER.

Mum keeps asking when our book lists are going to come and I REALLY don't want to think about it because it's still JULY and I shouldn't have to worry about school until at least October. Also I told her yesterday that she should know because she went to Hogwarts for seven years and then has had kids going to Hogwarts for seven years now (HA ZOË YOU ARE OLD) so she should know better than me but then she told me not to speak to her like that and then I bet she spit in my dinner.

I went to Weston-super-Mare yesterday with Ricky down the street and his family to go to the beach, and it was brilliant. Lotte got jealous though and bit me but I went anyway and I think I've got a pretty bad sunburn. Dad says I look like a lobster but I don't care since I got to swim a bunch and we went to a Muggle Helicopter museum and there were Helicopters flying around because it was "International HeliDays." MAC YOU WOULD HAVE LOVED IT.
It hurts a lot though, my back.

( Private to Zoë, Corrie, Hollyoaks, Mac, Perpetua, Eric, Charlotte, Beth and Adam )

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Time:

4:15 pm.

Well, since SOMEHOW two of my snowman's three heads disappeared (and Dad said I couldn't leave the axe out when he wasn't outside), I had to make some adjustments.

And that's just one of mine. I've got about thirty little ones that this guy is chasing. When they start to melt I'm going to spray red water on them and it will look like a bloodbath.

I love snow. Mum gave me a funny look though but Dad thinks they're a riot.

I hope this snow lasts forever.

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Subject:	Hexed against people who care about underage drinking
Time:	1:50 am.

THAT WAS THE GREATEST PARTY I'VE EVER BEEN AT.

Top 10 things that happened at Rosier's Party
10. LOTS OF JUNGLE JUICE FOR EVERYONE

9. Larissa Prod danced with everyone. ~~Even me!~~

8. Rhiannon Entwhistle gave cookies to everyone! Well, blokes. But they were really tasty.

7. Brooke Pritchard and someone else who I don't remember sat in a corner the whole night and talked about how Danielle Hooper was such a bint for stealing Meriwether Pucey away from them. HAHAHA.

6. Kirk MacFusty still wants Perpetua O'Carolan. He followed her from room to room the entire evening and then she poured jungle juice down the back of his shirt. I THINK THIS MAKES HIM WANT HER MORE.

5. Pascal Zabini broke a vase and hid it in the closet under the stair. Maybe I'm not supposed to write that...

4. Moe Tremlett and Norwood Pucey snogged on the table for pretty much a half hour and then Pucey couldn't find his shirt. It kinda looked like she was eating his face. I hear she retched later on too - Pucey's lucky she didn't retch in his mouth.

3. Scorpius Malfoy wanted to marry Rhiannon Entwhistle. She has nice hair, mind, but I don't know what that was about.

2. Brandon Graves and Donnie Ryan snogged. THIS IS WEIRD because who here knew that Ryan was like that? HAHA JUST KIDDING. But I didn't know Graves was like that.

1. Maclovius still didn't snog anyone! How many girls did you talk to last night? I SAW YOU GIVING THEM HUGS THAT WAS PATHETIC MATE.

Also if I never have to see that much of Gerhard Goyle ever again I will die a happy bloke.

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Time:

1:02 am.

So I just got an owl from Mum. She said Rocky just passed away and that I shouldn't be too upset because he was really old and I've had him forever and it was just his time. She says she's going to keep him in a box until I get home tomorrow and then we can have a funeral.

I guess that means that Mum knocked him off my desk because Rocky is a rock. Don't know why she couldn't have just waited until tomorrow. Brevis woke me up knocking on the window like that. He couldn't even fit through, since those windows are tiny and all the way up near the ceiling since I'm in the BASEMENT and Mum should know that since she lived here for seven years and all. So he just nipped me then flew home I guess.

I do kinda miss Rocky though - I mean, I painted him myself. Mum says she'll make me some biscuits when I get home too which probably means I'll get a grilled cheese sandwich again, unless Dad saw the owl first and then he'll make me biscuits except I really doubt it.

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